PLEASE MISTER, CAN WE HAVE OUR MID RANGE BACK? - Yamaha's pre-EXUP 1000 Genesis was never famous for its mid range power. Mitsui think they have the answer.
HEAD - the biggest full face helmet test ever. Ten pages of crucial information, including how not to die when a car runs over your cranium.
BRITISH GP - Wow, Niall struts his stuff at the front of the pack.
THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME - urban smog shock.Have Sebring got the answer to the great green debate? Are we about to be legislated to death?
VARIABLE VALVE TIMING - those clever little chaps in Nippon-have been at it for ages. What does it all mean?
ICHIBAN - which means first in Japanese. The flavour of the Suzuka Eight hour in full colour.

ROAD TESTS:
HAMMER AND TONGS - Ducati's 900SS critically appraised by R. Paul (ex-Ducati mechanic, sacked for incompetence). (No lie).
MORE RUDDY TONGS - Ducati test, growing out of all proportion, continuing where it left off.
ODD COUPLE - Morinis still have a place on EMAP Towers' car park, or so it seems.

REGULARS:
NEWS - who's died? Who's marrying who? Who's screwing what and where do we get all this stuff from?
RESPONSE - a wealth of libellous scribblings arranged into some kind of order by our canteen ladies. We must state that we never invent letters when times are hard.
READER OFFER - the literary works of John Cosmo Phenol Barabbus Robinson.
NEXT MONTH - next month would like to apologise in advance for lying.
SUBSCRIBE, YER BUGGERS - more lies, but at least we got the price right this month.
CENTRES - a completely stark naked bare lady.
ANSWERS - questions from the couch answered by our in-house shrink, Dr Kimberly Von Hullstein. Closely followed by too many bloody adverts.
FROBISHER - this month Frobisher discovers the ultimate means of propulsion by inventing the Frobisher C5. It was to be his downfall.
READER'S SPECIAL - the single minded pursuits of Barrovian Phil Hawkins.